Best Jokes

I saw a commercial on late night TV. It said, "Forget everything you know about slipcovers."

So I did. And it was a load off my mind. Then the commercial tried to sell me slipcovers, but I didn't know what they were.

What has eight wheels but carries only one passenger?

A pair of roller skates.

What did the turkey say to the chicken on Thanksgiving?

You're clucky, you're not a turkey.

Never discuss your personal business with bank tellers.

Why?

Because they're tellers!