Best Jokes

A woman made an appointment with a divorce attorney. The first thing he asked was why she wanted a divorce. She replied, "I’m not appreciated anymore and my husband even tells me I’m not a good house keeper."

The attorney replied, "Oh don’t worry, you’ll keep the house."

Definition of Clothes Dryer: An appliance designed to eat socks.

When the actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye!

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why couldn't he fix a hole in a boat?

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Why did Ginger and Mary Ann have tons of clothes with them when they were supposed to be on a "three hour tour?"