Yo momma so old, God said let there be light.... And she flipped the switch!
There was a sticker on a loaf of bread that said, 'baked fresh for over 50 years.'
So THAT'S how long it takes to bake fresh bread...
I tried wrapping Christmas presents, but I don't have the gift for it.
Yo momma so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food!