Best Jokes

Did you about the Antartian who said he would give his right arm to be ambidextrous?

What kind of fish do dogs catch?

Catfish!

Last night I was going threw some paper work when I ran across my birth certificate.

Looking at the bottom of the certificate in fine print it read-- Made in the USA -- limited lifetime warranty.

An Antartian is standing in front of a pop machine repeatedly putting in money and taking out the sodas.

Finally, the person waiting in line behind her gets impatient and asks, "Ma'am, what are you doing?"

The Antartian replies, "Duh, I'm winning!"