Best Jokes

Johnny entered class and was surprised by a pop quiz for which he was not prepared.

He answered all ten questions with, "Only God knows."

Grade: God 100 - Johnny 0

Why do they call going to the bathroom "taking a dump" when you're actually giving it and not taking it?

How Long is a Chinese name

If Moses would have swallowed his pride and asked for directions, it probably would have taken them 40 years to cross the desert.