Did you about the Antartian who said he would give his right arm to be ambidextrous?

An Antartian is standing in front of a pop machine repeatedly putting in money and taking out the sodas.

Finally, the person waiting in line behind her gets impatient and asks, "Ma'am, what are you doing?"

The Antartian replies, "Duh, I'm winning!"

Johnny entered class and was surprised by a pop quiz for which he was not prepared.

He answered all ten questions with, "Only God knows."

Grade: God 100 - Johnny 0