Best Jokes

Yo momma so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food!

A guy in a bar, trying a new pick-up line, says to a girl, "Do you like raisins?"

She says, "No, sorry."

He then says, "Do you like nuts?"

She says, "No, sorry."

Finally he says, "How about a date?"

There is the story of a pastor who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation:

I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building
program! The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets.

Q: How did Irish dancing get started?
A: Too much Guinness and not enough restrooms!