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Little Johnny came home from Sunday School with the distressing news news that he had lost the penny given to him for the collection.

"But Johnny, this is the third Sunday in a row that you have lost your penny," indicated his mother.

"Well," replied Johnny, "I gotta win sooner or later."

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Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Egbert" |
$9.00 won 7 votes

A jeweler was on his way to work when he saw a sign that said “Watch for children”...

He thought to himself, “That sounds like a fair trade.”

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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The client thumped his crutch on the ground as he confronted his lawyer. "Heavens, man, your bill is outrageous! You are taking three-fifths of my settlement. I never heard of such extortion."

"I furnished the skill, the eloquence and the necessary legal learning for your case," said the lawyer coolly.

"Yes," said the client, "but I furnished the case itself."

"Bosh," sneered the lawyer. "Anyone could fall down a deep hole."

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CATEGORY Lawyer Jokes
posted by "barber7796" |
$25.00 won 7 votes

In bed: It's 6 am, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45 am.

At school/work: It's 1:30 pm, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's still 1:30 pm.

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CATEGORY School Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Paul Beisner" |