Boy to boy: 1 minute
Boy to dad: 30 seconds
Boy to mom: 2 minutes
Boy to girl: 1 hour
Girl to girl: 2 hours
Girl to boy: 1 Missed call
Husband to wife: 15 seconds
Wife to husband: 15 missed calls
Why is the nose in the middle of your face?
Because it is the scenter!
Why was the robot upset?
Everyone was pushing its buttons.
A wife comes downstairs before a dinner date with her husband.
"Do I look fat in this dress?" the wife asks.
"Do I look dumb in this shirt?" the husband replies.