Best Jokes

Man: Marry me?

Woman: Do you have a house?

Man: No...

Woman: Do you have a BMW car?

Man: No...

Woman: How much is your salary?

Man: No salary... but...

Woman: No but. You have nothing. How can i marry you? Please leave!

Man: (now talking to himself) I have one villa, 3 pieces of property, 3 Ferrari's, 2 Porsche's. Why I still need to buy BMW!?!?

I don't have a salary because I'm the BOSS!

I'd like to buy a new boomerang.

Also, I'd like to know how to throw the old one away.

Father: Why did you get such a low score in that exam?

Son: Absence.

Father: You were absent on the day of the exam?

Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!

A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.