Best Jokes

What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in an hour?

The letter 'M'.

You know you're having a bad day when...

Your wife says, "Good morning, Bill" and your name is George.

A weasel is dining at a restaurant. He takes his seat and starts looking over the menu.

The waiter then asks, "What can I get you to drink, sir?"

"Oh, not much. Just a diet pop," goes the weasel.

Everyone has photographic memory!

Difference is some do not have any film.