Best Jokes

A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claimed it simply wasn't true.

"I'm as sober as you are, your honor," the man claimed.

The judge replied, "Clerk, please enter a guilty plea. The defendant is sentenced to 30 days."

Do you ever wonder...

What would happen if your mouth had a backspace key?

Reality is a nice place to visit...

But I sure would not want to live there!

The women's Olympic swimming champion...

That's a girl worth wading for!