Best Jokes

Pierre, a meek Parisian sculptor never created anything larger than a man's fist, so the art world was surprised when he unveiled an entire elephant in marble.

"But Pierre," said one of his many fans, "how could you sculpt such a perfect likeness without a model?"

"There was nothing to it," explained Pierre. "I simply chipped off everything that didn't look like an elephant."

You didn't drop that thing...

You simply abandoned it to the unchecked forces of gravity.

Tomorrow will be canceled because of lack of interest...

What do you call a bite from a zombie?

A kill-o-bite.