Best Jokes

Do you ever wonder...

Does killing time damage eternity?

There comes a time when all people break down and do the unthinkable...

They read the manual!

My friend told me her dog died of a stroke.

I asked her how hard she stroked it.

She's not my friend anymore.

“I have a pet manatee.”

“What’s his name?”

“His name is Hindenburg but I call him Hugh for short.”

“Oh! The Hugh Manatee!”