Best Jokes

Did you ever have a constant ringing in your ear?

I finally got the divorce.

Why can't cats use computers?

Because they only want to chase the mouse.

There was this blonde woman who had a fire in her house, so she called the fire department.

Blonde: There's a fire in my house!

Fireman: Alright ma'am how do we get to your house?

Blonde: With the big red fire truck, of course!

Yo momma so fat, when she passes the TV, 3 episodes pass.