Best Jokes

A bunch of bees were enjoying themselves by buzzing around and harassing nature lovers on their bicycles.

"You know," one of the bees said, "if we had arms and legs, it would be a lot easier pedaling these things!"

If you walk by a pond and hear someone shouting, "I'm thinking! I'm thinking!", you better spring into action...

He could have a lisp.

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day.

"My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy.

"Tommy," replied the second.

"My Daddy's an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?" asked Billy.

Tommy replied, "My Daddy's a lawyer."

"Honest?" asked Billy.

"No, just the regular kind," replied Tommy.