Best Jokes

Two boys were walking home from Sunday school after hearing a strong preaching on the devil.

One said to the other, "What do you think about all this Satan stuff?"

The other boy replied, "Well, you know how Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy turned out. It's probably just your Dad."

Accept that some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue!

I told my son, "You will marry the girl I choose."

He said, "No."

I told him, "She is Bill Gate's daughter."

He said, "Yes."

I called Bill Gates and said, "I want your daughter to marry my son."

Bill Gates said, "No".

I told Bill Gates, "My son is the CEO of World Bank."

Bill Gates said, "Okay".

I called the president of World Bank and asked him to make my son the CEO.

He said, "No".

I told him, "My son is Bill Gate's son-in-law."

He said, "Okay."

And this is how politics works!

So I was having lunch with Bobby Fischer, the former world chess champion, and the table had a checkered tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass the salt!