Best Jokes

Before the mother squid gave birth, she said she had an inkling...

3 Database Admins walk into a NoSQL/GraphDB meet-up group. A little while later they walk out.

They couldn't find any tables.

She: Will you still love me when my hair is white?

He: I suppose so. I've loved you through four colors already.

Definition of preface: What you looked like before plastic surgery.