Best Jokes

Mr. and Mrs. Ghost had always wanted just one child. When Mrs. Ghost gave birth to twins, she asked her shocked and surprised husband to name the two children.

He happily replied, "This little boy is now named BOO!"

"What about the second child?" asked the nurse.

After giving it some serious thought Mr. Ghost replied, "Our second child will be named Boo Boo!"

Teller at the bank answers the phone: "American National Bank. How may I help you?"

Dumb Criminal: "I've got a gun. Fax me all your money immediately, and no one gets hurt."

What did the new Washing Machine tell the Old Refrigerator?

"Whatever you do, don't lose your 'cool'!"

One day, little Johnny came up to his father and asked, “Dad, where did I come from?”

Dad squirmed a bit, but thought it was time his son knew the facts of life. He told him the expression of love resulted in the beginning of life. How life developed and finally, how a child was born. As the story unfolded, Johnny’s eyes got wider and wider.

When his father was finished, Johnny said, “Wow, that is really neat. That sure beats what Billy told me. He said that he came from Cranston.”