Best Jokes

Yo momma so fat, when she passes the TV, 3 episodes pass.

Patient: Every time I sneeze I have an orgasm.

Doctor: Are you taking anything for it?

Patient: Black pepper.

Wife: Honey I lost 5 pounds!

Husband: AT LAST... you washed off your makeup!

Yo mamas so fat I took a pic of her last year at Christmas, and it's still printing out.