Best Jokes

The cool part about naming your kid is you don’t have to add six numbers to make sure the name is available.

My 13-year-old grandson spent a beautiful Saturday playing video games.

His older sister tried coaxing him outside by warning, “Someday, you’re going to be 30 years old, single, and living in Mom’s basement playing video games all day!”

He reply: “I can only dream.”

My daughter was listening to her radio in the other room, I yelled out to her and ask, "What the heck is that disturbing noise?"

She replied, "That's my radio daddy."

I said, "Well try mine it doesn't sound like that!"

Why did the turtle cross the road? To get into the shell station.

Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove it wasn't chicken.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? To get to the hare station.