How do bees get their hair so sticky?
They use a honeycomb.
What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in an hour?
The letter 'M'.
You know you're having a bad day when...
Your wife says, "Good morning, Bill" and your name is George.
A weasel is dining at a restaurant. He takes his seat and starts looking over the menu.
The waiter then asks, "What can I get you to drink, sir?"
"Oh, not much. Just a diet pop," goes the weasel.