Best Jokes

Coming in from playing, little Freddy looked confused. His mom asked, "Is something the matter?"

"I just was talking with old Mr. Dodd," Freddy replied. "He was searching through his big garbage container and I asked him what he was looking for."

"He said, 'Please don't bother me now Freddy, I've thrown out my back!'"

I told my wife that I wanted to be cremated.

So she called and made an appointment for Monday at 2:00 pm.

What do you call it when a zombie is last to cross the finish line in a marathon?

Being dead last.

What looks like half an apple?

The other half.