Best Jokes

Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.

Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.

Donald Trump will kick Her Rump!

One night, a caveman comes running into his cave and says, “Whew! There was a tiger chasing me all the way across the savanna!”

His wife asks, “Why?

The caveman replied, “How would I know, I didn’t stop to ask!”

Ms. Higgins asked the class, “If you were to choose between fortune & prosperity at one end, and cleverness & intellect on the other, what would be your choice?”

John raised his hand and answered, “I would opt for fortune & prosperity.”

Mrs. Higgins said, “If I were you, I would choose cleverness and intellect.”

John was quick to answer, “Maybe you are right, one chooses what one is deficient in.”