Best Jokes

A magical genie suddenly appears.

GENIE: "I grant you 10 wishes."

ME: "Isn't it usually just 3?"

GENIE: "Yes, but you've got a lot of issues going on here."

How many swimmers does it take to change a light bulb?

Don’t know yet, they keep getting electrocuted.

I'm retired.

I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today.

A wealthy Frenchman was showing off his yachts.

“This is un, this is deux, this is trois, this is quatre, this is sees…”

“What happened to five?” his wife asked.

“Cinq,” he answered.