Best Jokes

If any of you here are thinking of getting married, consider the following before you do.

On one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring...

On the other hand, you don’t.

What should you do if you see a spaceman?

You should park, man.

A little boy asked his grandmother what year she was born.

She told him she was born in 1935.

"Wow!" the boy exclaimed. "If you were a baseball card, you'd be worth lots of money!"

How do you identify a bald eagle?

All his feathers are combed over to one side.