Best Jokes

A man walks into a bar and sees a bunch of people waiting to get refreshments.

He asks the bartender, "Is this really the punch line?"

If any of you here are thinking of getting married, consider the following before you do.

On one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring...

On the other hand, you don’t.

What should you do if you see a spaceman?

You should park, man.

A little boy asked his grandmother what year she was born.

She told him she was born in 1935.

"Wow!" the boy exclaimed. "If you were a baseball card, you'd be worth lots of money!"