Best Jokes

One day I'd like to GO to Conclusions...

But you always have to jump to them, and I'm not much on physical activity.

Customer: Waiter, I’ll have grits, please.

Waiter: Hominy, sir?

Customer: Oh, a couple of dozen.

First Hunter: I just met a great big bear in the woods.

Second Hunter: Did you give him both barrels?

First Hunter: Both barrels? I gave him the whole gun.

A woman was driving her old beat up car on the highway with her 7 year old son. She tried to keep up with traffic but they were flying by her.

After getting caught in a large group of cars flying down the road, she looked at her speedometer to see she was doing 15 miles over the speed limit. Slowing down, she moved over to the side and got out of the clump that soon left her behind.

She looked up and saw the flashing lights of a police car. Pulling over she waited for the officer to come up to her car. As he did he said, "Ma'am do you know why I pulled you over?"

Her son piped up from the back seat, "I do... because you couldn't catch the other cars!"