Best Jokes

Last night I went to a wonderful Middle Eastern Restaurant and I ate so much food...

Today I feel Falafel!

How many phone savvy techs does it take to teach you how to use your new iPhone?

None.

It only takes a teenager.

The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

A sheriff walks into a saloon and shouts for everyone’s attention, “Has anyone seen Brown Paper Jake?!?!”

“What does he look like?” asks a cowboy.

“Well,” replies the Sheriff, “he wears a brown paper hat, a brown paper vest, a brown paper shirt, brown paper boots, brown paper pants, and a brown paper jacket.”

“So, what is he wanted for?” asks another cowboy.

“Rustlin!” replies the Sheriff.