Best Jokes

I walked out of my job at the Helium factory last week...

I didn't like the way they spoke to me.

What do silk worms think about global warming?

Nothing. They don’t read the newspapers!

A 70 year old man asked his wife, "Do you feel sad when you see me running behind younger women?"

The wife replies, "No, not at all. Even dogs chase cars, doesn't mean they can drive them."

Miser to son: "Son, how much did it cost when you took your girlfriend to dinner yesterday?"

Son: "Dad, it was only $25.00."

Dad: "Oh, that’s not too bad."

Son: "It would've been more, but that was all the money she had on her."