Best Jokes

I wanted to tell you a joke about boxing, but I forgot the punchline.

I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting.

Christmas is a weird holiday. What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?

A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.

A friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those pretty 4-wheel drive vehicles?"

"She did," he replied, "But where in the world was I going to find a fake jeep!"