Best Jokes

Did you hear about the guy who stayed up all night wondering where the sun was setting?

It finally dawned on him!

What is Santa's favorite snack food?

What else, Hostess Ho Ho's...

If a wife is called the 'better half', then what is a husband called?

"I married an Irishman on St. Patrick's Day."

"Oh, really?"

"No, O'Reilly!"