Best Jokes

Why don't "minimalists" find a shorter name for themselves?

A four year old got her daddy out of bed early one Saturday morning.

As he was fixing her breakfast she asked, "Why do you have one eye open and one eye closed"?

Her father looked at her and smiled as he said, "I'm still half asleep."

Why did the energizer Bunny take so long to go to the bathroom?

Because he kept going and going and going...

Every baby finds its first squeeze toy while still in the womb...

It is their mother's bladder, sending her to the bathroom twenty plus times a day and night.