Every baby finds its first squeeze toy while still in the womb...
It is their mother's bladder, sending her to the bathroom twenty plus times a day and night.
Do you ever wonder...
Why do they report power outages on TV?
They say "Love is Blind" ....
But marriage, now THAT's a real eye opener!
Ever wonder why the IRS calls it Form 1040?
Because for every $50 that you earn, you get 10 and they get 40.