Best Jokes

What is Santa's favorite snack food?

What else, Hostess Ho Ho's...

If a wife is called the 'better half', then what is a husband called?

"I married an Irishman on St. Patrick's Day."

"Oh, really?"

"No, O'Reilly!"

A woman was having a medical problem - her husband snoring. She called the doctor one morning, and asked him if there was anything he could do to relieve her "suffering".

"Well, there is one operation I can perform that will cure your husband, but it is really rather expensive. It will cost $1000 down, and then payments of $450 for 24 months, plus payments for extras."

"Wow!" the woman exclaimed, "sounds like leasing a new sports car!"

"Hmmm," the doctor murmured, "too obvious, huh?"