Best Jokes

What did the mummy director say after they finished making the movie?

That’s a wrap!

Daisy whispered in her husband’s ear, “Ask my mother about dinner.”

Donald, her husband, obediently asked, “Mother-in-law, did you have dinner at home or would you like to go back home and have it?”

Recently I experienced muscle pain after installing a sound-deadening device on my car's exhaust system...

The doctor diagnosed it as a case of muffler cramps.

What do Baseball players like to eat most often for breakfast?

Pancakes... because they're made from a batter!