Best Jokes

I’ll do algebra, I’ll do statistics, I’ll even do trigonometry…

But graphing, THAT is where I draw the line!

I wasn't planning on going for a run this morning, but those mall security guards came out of nowhere!

Did you hear about the professional golfer who got arrested for assaulting his chauffeur?

All he did was take out his driver.

I had an uncle who drank a lot...

When he died, he was cremated.

He burned for two days.