Best Jokes

I was watching the game at my parents home and I asked for something to eat. My dad said, "Go ahead and eat some of the peanuts in the bowl beside the chair."

I ended up eating them all and as I was leaving I said that I was sorry and would replace them. That's when dad said, "Ever since I lost my teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off them."

Yo Momma is so dumb...

She came out with a bowl after hearing it was chilly outside!

Last night I went to a wonderful Middle Eastern Restaurant and I ate so much food...

Today I feel Falafel!

How many phone savvy techs does it take to teach you how to use your new iPhone?

None.

It only takes a teenager.