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Gilly

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Member Since : Nov, 2018
# of jokes posted : 11
# of followers : 0
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
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"Last weekend I ran a half marathon!”

"Really?"

"Well no, not really, but it sounds so much better than saying 'I quit halfway through a full marathon.'”

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CATEGORY Sport Jokes
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The police rang me today to say they've recovered our stolen sofa...

Which I thought was nice of them, since it was starting to look scruffy and faded.

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CATEGORY Police Jokes
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