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Favorite this joke “Sarcasm doesn’t get you anywhere.”
“Well it got me to the sarcasm world championships in Mexico ‘98.”
“Really?”
“No.”
Why did the Turkey snicker alongside the stuffing?
It was an inside joke.
Windows: Please enter your new password.
User: potatoes
Windows: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters long.
User: baked potatoes
Windows: Sorry, the password must contain at least one numerical character.
User: 3 baked potatoes
Windows: Sorry, the password cannot have any blank spaces.
User: 75bigdumbstinkinbakedpotatoes
Windows: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case letter.
User: 75bigDUMBstinkinbakedpotatoes
Windows: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case letter consecutively
User: 75BigDumbStinkinBakedPotatoesSmashedInYourFaceIfYouDontGiveMeAccessRightNow!
Windows: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.
User: 75BigDumbStinkinBakedPotatoesSmashedInYourFaceIfYouDontGiveMeAccessRightNowAndRightThisVeryMinute
Windows: Sorry, that password is already in use.
Not long ago I met the waitress of my dreams.
About halfway through dinner I called the waitress over and said, "Ma'am, this potato is bad."
She nodded, picked up the potato and smacked it. Then she put it back on my plate and said, "Sir, if that potato causes any more trouble, you just let me know."
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