Best Jokes

A cop pulled over two drunks, and asked to the first, "What's your name and address?"

"I'm Paddy O'Day, of no fixed address."

The cop turned to the second drunk, and asked the same question. "I'm Seamus O'Toole, and I live in the flat above Paddy."

Why did the hallucinating person cross the road?

To follow the chicken.

I can't believe Thanksgiving was 10 pounds ago...

What did router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.