Best Jokes

An Irish toast: May you live as long as you want, and not want for as long as you live.

A French toast: bread, eggs, milk, butter, and maple syrup.

What kind of history can you find in an unwashed pan?

Ancient grease.

A contraceptive pill designed for men was rejected because of the negative side-effect of reducing their sex drive.

Given the reason for taking the pill, wouldn’t that have been a positive side-effect?

A cop pulled over two drunks, and asked to the first, "What's your name and address?"

"I'm Paddy O'Day, of no fixed address."

The cop turned to the second drunk, and asked the same question. "I'm Seamus O'Toole, and I live in the flat above Paddy."