Best Jokes

I was looking for a job at the local newspaper.

To make a long story short, I got hired as an editor.

An Irish toast: May you live as long as you want, and not want for as long as you live.

A French toast: bread, eggs, milk, butter, and maple syrup.

What kind of history can you find in an unwashed pan?

Ancient grease.

A contraceptive pill designed for men was rejected because of the negative side-effect of reducing their sex drive.

Given the reason for taking the pill, wouldn’t that have been a positive side-effect?