Best Jokes

Not long ago I met the waitress of my dreams.

About halfway through dinner I called the waitress over and said, "Ma'am, this potato is bad."

She nodded, picked up the potato and smacked it. Then she put it back on my plate and said, "Sir, if that potato causes any more trouble, you just let me know."

I get my cereal from a tiger, insurance from a gecko, toilet paper from a bear, financial advice from a gorilla.

It's people I don't trust.

Murphy told Quinn that his wife is driving him to drink.

Quinn thinks he’s very lucky because his own wife makes him walk.

My friend is a highly successful poultry farmer…

Yep, he’s a chick magnate!