Best Jokes

The little brother came running to his mommy complaining that his brother had hit him.

The mother said, "Haven’t I taught you children to keep the golden rule, 'Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.'"

"Well, he must’ve wanted to get punched because that’s what he did to me."

My wife asked me, “What is the name of the cologne you are wearing?”

I replied, “GUESS.”

Her response was, “It would be much easier if you just told me.”

While shopping at the supermarket, I did not know where to find some items on my grocery list.

I spotted a store employee and politely asked, “Excuse me, young man, can you tell me where the nuts are?"

The employee answered, “Well, sir, they might be just about anywhere.“

Victim: "Hey, that wasn't the tooth I wanted pulled!"

Dentist: "Calm yourself, I'm coming to it."