Best Jokes

My wife asked me, “What is the name of the cologne you are wearing?”

I replied, “GUESS.”

Her response was, “It would be much easier if you just told me.”

While shopping at the supermarket, I did not know where to find some items on my grocery list.

I spotted a store employee and politely asked, “Excuse me, young man, can you tell me where the nuts are?"

The employee answered, “Well, sir, they might be just about anywhere.“

Victim: "Hey, that wasn't the tooth I wanted pulled!"

Dentist: "Calm yourself, I'm coming to it."

At school, Little Johnny’s teacher is explaining the meaning of the word instinct to the class.

Little Johnny isn’t paying attention, so the teacher asks him what does instinct mean.

Little Johnny says, “It’s when the person in front of you farts.”