Best Jokes

A couple were on their first cruise. As they approached one of their destinations to take a tour, the husband remarked, “This might be some kind of “swinger” cruise, because our newsletter says we'll be using Tinder.”

“No, you idiot,” the wife said. “We're using TENDER boats to go into the harbor!”

My doctor's diagnosis was that I have high blood pressure.

I took that diagnosis with a grain of salt.

I'm not a fan of spring cleaning.

Let's be honest, I'm not into summer, fall, or winter cleaning either.

After a vacation in London, a couple had a little chat...

Husband: How should I get rid of the British Pounds I brought back?

Wife: Take them to a bank and covert them to dollars.

Husband: I'm not sure they'll do that. I think I just need to eat less and walk more.