Best Jokes

Don't invite author John Milton to your group's game nights.

Whenever he's around, there's a pair of dice lost.

Dr Frankenstein: "Igor, have you seen my latest invention? It's a new pill consisting of 50% glue and 50% aspirin."

Igor: "But what's it for?"

Dr Frankenstein: "For monsters with splitting headaches."

“Sarcasm doesn’t get you anywhere.”

“Well it got me to the sarcasm world championships in Mexico ‘98.”

“Really?”

“No.”

Why did the Turkey snicker alongside the stuffing?

It was an inside joke.