Best Jokes

How does a tree access a computer?

Like anyone else would.. it logs on.

"Hello..."

"Hello?"

"I am John with the C.I.A."

"I know."

"And how do you know that?"

"You called a phone that has no SIM card, no battery, and it's broken."

There has long been a rumor that W. R. Grace Company was going to buy the Fuller Brush Company and Mary Kay Cosmetics and then merge with the Hale Business Systems.

This would result in the new mega-corporate entity known as: "Hale Mary Fuller Grace."

I tried to be fourth coming but, I came in third…

It was because they had second rated Judges in the first place…