If somebody wants to say the word “motel“ backwards...
Just letom.
What do you give a cop for their birthday?
A copcake.
I was looking for a job at the local newspaper.
To make a long story short, I got hired as an editor.
An Irish toast: May you live as long as you want, and not want for as long as you live.
A French toast: bread, eggs, milk, butter, and maple syrup.