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Constantine

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Member Since : Apr, 2018
# of jokes posted : 5
# of followers : 0
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
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"Hello..."

"Hello?"

"I am John with the C.I.A."

"I know."

"And how do you know that?"

"You called a phone that has no SIM card, no battery, and it's broken."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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Conversation between a guy and a salesperson during the new Tesla roadster drive test...

"Excuse me, sir, I see on the specs that the new Tesla roadster comes standard with a defibrillator?"

"Are you ready to hear the price?"

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Two college girls looking at their car's flat tire.

"I don't understand?"

"What?"

"How come the bottom part of the tire always gets a flat?"

"Good question!"

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CATEGORY College Jokes
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