"Hello..."
"Hello?"
"I am John with the C.I.A."
"I know."
"And how do you know that?"
"You called a phone that has no SIM card, no battery, and it's broken."
Conversation between a guy and a salesperson during the new Tesla roadster drive test...
"Excuse me, sir, I see on the specs that the new Tesla roadster comes standard with a defibrillator?"
"Are you ready to hear the price?"
Two college girls looking at their car's flat tire.
"I don't understand?"
"What?"
"How come the bottom part of the tire always gets a flat?"
"Good question!"