Best Jokes

As Jenna waits in line at the grocery store, she can't help but overhear the conversation of the lady in front of her.

"Don't forget to say thank you, and to sit up straight, use your napkin, and please, for the love of God close your mouth when you chew!"

The lady happens to make eye contact with Jenna.

Jenna says, "Kids, huh?"

The lady rolls her eyes, shakes her head, and mouths the word, "Husband."

The shop was offering jackets containing 50% wool, 50% polyester. and 50% cotton.

I asked the assistant, "How is that possible?"

She replied, "Sir, this is a jacket and a half!"

A man walks into a bar and sees a bunch of people waiting to get refreshments.

He asks the bartender, "Is this really the punch line?"

If any of you here are thinking of getting married, consider the following before you do.

On one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring...

On the other hand, you don’t.