Best Jokes

Guy (to a fly lady): Did you crawl out of a B-17 cause you're the bomb.

Any system that depends on reliability is unreliable.

A young gentleman in a jewelry store looking at engagement rings. The sales clerk walks over and asks, "May I give you a hand with something?"

He replied, "No thanks, I already have her hand... now I just need THE SOMETHING!"

It's been my life long vision to become an optometrist...

But I just couldn't see a way to make it happen.