Best Jokes

A contraceptive pill designed for men was rejected because of the negative side-effect of reducing their sex drive.

Given the reason for taking the pill, wouldn’t that have been a positive side-effect?

A cop pulled over two drunks, and asked to the first, "What's your name and address?"

"I'm Paddy O'Day, of no fixed address."

The cop turned to the second drunk, and asked the same question. "I'm Seamus O'Toole, and I live in the flat above Paddy."

Why did the hallucinating person cross the road?

To follow the chicken.

I can't believe Thanksgiving was 10 pounds ago...