Best Jokes

Claudia had just moved into a new apartment complex and was checking out her mailbox in the hallway.

The postman was just arriving and she curiously asked him, "Which slot is for 'outgoing mail'?"

The postman paused and replied, "Oh, that one that isn't bashful."

When walking into a casino, you are handed a sucker...

Are they trying to tell you something?

I have five siblings, three sisters and two brothers. One night I was chatting with my mom about how she had changed as a mother from the first child to the last. She told me she had mellowed a lot over the years.

"When your oldest sister coughed or sneezed, I called the ambulance. When your youngest brother swallowed a dime, I just told him it was coming out of his allowance."