Best Jokes

I'm sleeping on the couch tonight.

It's my fault. My wife just discovered that she is lactose intolerant and I asked her where she wanted to move to.

She stared at me in confusion.

I explained, "You live in the Milky Way Galaxy."

Taylor Swift's "Eras" tour pulled in $1 billion in ticket sales and by the time she's done touring the globe, she's expected to have sold over $2 billion tickets.

From here on, the phrase, "Poor Taylor Swift" has been banned.

My wife is a body builder...

She's pregnant.

I saw a coupon for a discount on a vasectomy.

I clipped it.