Best Jokes

Why did the watch make a quick trip to the dry cleaners?

It was pressed for time!

Time wounds all heels.

I was complaining the other day to a friend about the knot in my tie.

He asked, "Do you know how to do a Windsor knot?"

I replied, "It does not matter if you Windsor knot, it is how you play the game!"

What did the mummy director say after they finished making the movie?

That’s a wrap!