Best Jokes

In the news these days are how we are so afraid of Artificial Intelligence.

As I see it, there is a war between AI and NS.

Do not be afraid, or be very afraid, because there is no way Artificial Intelligence will ever defeat Natural Stupidity!

It’s important to establish a good vocabulary.

If I had known the difference between the words 'antidote' and 'anecdote', one of my best friends would still be alive.

Jessie is telling Sam about the new mechanic in the neighborhood.

"I'm telling you Sam, that's a mechanic you can trust!"

"Really?"

"Oh yeah, I thought he was going to charge me a lot of money for a lot of made up repairs, but he didn't. He only charged me for changing the light blinker fluid."

A prince was put under a spell so that he could speak only one word each year. If he didn’t speak for two years, the following year he could speak two words and so on. One day, he fell in love with a beautiful lady.

He refrained from speaking for two whole years so he could call her “my darling.” But then he wanted to tell her he loved her, so he waited three more years. At the end of these five years, he wanted to ask her to marry him, so he waited another four years.

Finally, as the ninth year of silence ended, he led the lady to the most romantic place in the kingdom and said, “My darling, I love you! Will you marry me?”

And the lady said, “Pardon?”