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Favorite this joke After finishing the 'cured ham' dinner, Mable asked her husband, "I wonder what the ham was cured of?"
When walking into a casino, you are handed a sucker...
Are they trying to tell you something?
I have five siblings, three sisters and two brothers. One night I was chatting with my mom about how she had changed as a mother from the first child to the last. She told me she had mellowed a lot over the years.
"When your oldest sister coughed or sneezed, I called the ambulance. When your youngest brother swallowed a dime, I just told him it was coming out of his allowance."
How does a tree access a computer?
Like anyone else would.. it logs on.
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