Best Jokes

Did you hear about the Andeluvian that wore out her DVD player re-winding them?

Where did Mary go after the explosion?

Everywhere

Man: Marry me?

Woman: Do you have a house?

Man: No...

Woman: Do you have a BMW car?

Man: No...

Woman: How much is your salary?

Man: No salary... but...

Woman: No but. You have nothing. How can i marry you? Please leave!

Man: (now talking to himself) I have one villa, 3 pieces of property, 3 Ferrari's, 2 Porsche's. Why I still need to buy BMW!?!?

I don't have a salary because I'm the BOSS!

I'd like to buy a new boomerang.

Also, I'd like to know how to throw the old one away.