Best Jokes

What looks like half an apple?

The other half.

Not to brag, but I just went into another room and actually remembered why I went in there...

It was the bathroom, but still.

I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift...

But I couldn't find a manual.

A friend and I were in a bar fight with the bar bully.

We took him to court for medical costs for stitches and a concussion when he hit my buddy with a beer bottle.

The judge asked him what he had to say for himself. He said, "Your honor, I only used a lite beer!"