Sign seen in repair shop (directed at customers):
Hourly rate: $100
Hourly rate if you sit and watch: $125
Hourly rate if you sit, watch, and comment: $150
Hourly rate if you sit, watch, comment, and "help": $200
I always wanted to know...
Do Lipton Tea employees take 'coffee breaks'?
Why do doctors' patients have no patients of their own?
Because they have no patience.