Best Jokes

When asked by his grandchildren to describe his retirement Grandpa proudly answered, "It's great! Some days at 3:00 pm I take off my pajamas and get dressed, and some days at 3:00 pm I put on my pajamas and get ready for early dinner and bed!"

Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

Computers used to be user-friendly...

Now they are just downright flirtatious!

"Do you know why the golf pro tells you to keep your head down while swinging?"

"No, why?"

"It's so you can't see him laughing."