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Favorite this joke Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies lined up on each arm, the other has parrots lined up on his arms.
After a couple of minutes, they both leap off the cliff and fall to the ground.
Lying next to each other in intensive care at the hospital, one moron says to the other, "I don't think much of this budgie jumping."
The other moron replies, "Yeah, I'm not too keen on this paragliding either."
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Hourly rate: $100
Hourly rate if you sit and watch: $125
Hourly rate if you sit, watch, and comment: $150
Hourly rate if you sit, watch, comment, and "help": $200
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